Brie Larson's Feet

Working at a movie theater you might be surprised to learn I get into a lot of conversations about movies. These conversations inevitably lead to arguments about who was in what movie or who directed which trilogy or whatever. When this happens I immediately go to the internet to resolve the argument because I am determined to prove to everyone involved that I am right. I am rarely right. In one of these conversations the actress Brie Larson was brought up and I can honestly tell you I still have no idea what she looks like. I had to search for her to find out who she was, and I think she was in Scott Pilgrim and possibly played Ruxin's au pair in The League. Now to the title, whenever I search an actress' name within the top search suggestions is the option for "[Actress' name]'s feet."  I find this hilarious, but a little disappointed because part of me knows it's probably for normal, sexual reasons. I like to dream that maybe it's just some large group of aficionados of shoes or the platonic aesthetics of feet.

Whatever reason here's an RPG table:

What's Up With That Foot Cult?  (Roll d6)

1. Guild of Cordwainers who are searching for the perfect pair of feet to adorn with their prized relic and leadership to bring about the return of personal luxury leather shoes.
2. Minor politicians and upwardly mobile middle class leaders operating a not so secret foot fetish club rotating nightly between each other's houses and you just found the invitation with tonight's address.
3. An Elk's lodge type thing. The foot fetish as mascot was a joke proposed long ago and now it has taken on a ceremonial significance most serious.
4. A group of misguided architects looking for inspiration in all the wrong places - notably by kidnapping young people and cutting off their feet to trace the arches.
5. Halfling worshiping hippies who drink and smoke all day while proselytizing the joys of bare feet.
6. A mad wizard who is searching the world for the latest incarnation of the Traveler or similar god whom he believes can only be found by studying the dirt gathered in toenails. (Bonus points if you decide to use The Traveler from TNG, the weirdo.)

Fun Fact: Brie Larson's Feet was almost the title of this entire blog, but we decided that wasn't a great long term name.