Friday, September 16, 2016

They Found The Terror!

I've been fascinated with exploration lately, probably because I don't have a car right now and my world is whatever exists in the square mile around my apartment that I can walk to and the extent of the BART lines. Consequently, the idea that at one point in relatively recent history, there were vast swaths of the globe where no human had ever set foot nor had any knowledge of whatsoever is pretty interesting, not to mention frightening. Could you imagine what a member of the Lewis & Clark expedition must have felt as they crossed the plains and saw the vague outline of the Rocky Mountains in the distance for the first time? Or how excited Percy Fawcett must have been to venture further into the Amazon jungle than any white man ever in search of the fabled city of El Dorado? Or what would've been running through the mind of one of the Mercury astronauts looking down from their spacecraft and seeing the entirety of the Earth below them? Or the scores of men who set sail from Europe hoping to find the fabled Northwest Passage which would open up trade and travel to the rest of the world only to see their ships become mired in swaths of never-ending ice seas unlike anything they'd ever seen before. The courage it must take to leave everything in your life behind just to scratch that itch that is the curiosity to venture into the unknown is, frankly, a trait that I don't think I will ever have. However, it is exciting to read about the people who actually did the work and took the risk and thanks to them, brought back not only knowledge for the rest of us but tales of adventure and excitement and intrigue.

An immensely interesting piece of world history is arctic exploration, which was a vital part of many nations' economic and public interests, most notably England and in later years, the United States and Canada and other European powers. The goal was to find a shipping lane through the icy Arctic Sea above North America to shorten the time it would take to get past the North and South American continents, in lieu of going all the way to the bottom of South America.* There had been expeditions to the polar regions going back hundreds of years, starting with native peoples and their primitive equipment leading up to the specifically retrofitted steam and coal powered warships of the European powers in the early to mid 1800's that were capable of carrying hundreds of men and enough supplies to spend many seasons, even years on the ship if necessary**. Expeditions were planned and timed so that they could reach a certain destination and be able to return or retreat if necessary before the seas froze over for the winter. There are many expeditions that never saw the open seas again, as they were caught in the ice hundreds of miles away from the nearest inuit civilizations or outposts or open sea routes and were forced to abandon ship after constricting and moving sea drifts would slowly crush ships stuck in the ice. Additionally, being stranded on hundreds of miles of sea ice means there is almost no plants or wildlife to hunt which means many crews starved to death on the ice or resorted to cannibalism. The promise, however slim the chances were, of open water in the Arctic Ocean and the glory of returning as a hero was enough to stick with the mission.

Perhaps the most infamous of the Arctic exploratory missions was the Franklin Expedition. Sir John Franklin, a veteran of the Royal Navy and commander of various vessels in a series of military battles, was also educated in geography and cartography and eventually became one of the most well-known explorers in the world. After a few similar but not as extensive journeys, he eventually became commander of what, at the time, would be the final and most exhaustive search for the Northwest Passage, comprising two ships and 130 men departing England in 1845. Terror^ and Erebus were former Navy bomb vessels which were converted for polar expeditions to withstand the harsh conditions. The ships performed admirably but were beset by the encroaching ice and eventually trapped, never to be freed again. Their location was mostly unknown, as maps of the area were primitive and presumptive at best, and search parties both of men from the expedition venturing outward for land as well as future search & rescue missions were unable to come up with any suitable options for the stranded crew. Eventually, after their stores of food were found to be tainted and supplies & morale were running low and many men, including Franklin, had succumbed to death, the remaining crew members eventually abandoned ship and took off in search of the mainland. It is largely believed that most members of the party were eventually killed on this part of the journey, as nobody ever heard from any of them again and the few sparse native people in the region couldn't definitively make any claims of Franklin men reaching their settlements. Within a couple years when it became clear that the mission wouldn't return, a cottage industry sprang up of men and ships venturing to the Arctic to try to be the first to, if not return with Franklin and his men, at least return with word of what happened there. Various remnants of the ships, temporary camps, makeshift gravesites, supplies and man-made landmarks were found by future expeditions which gave clues as to the fate of the Franklin expedition, although many of those themselves fell prey to the same harsh conditions and did not return either. One such vessel, the HMS Resolute, was abandoned during an expedition in 1854 when it was stuck in the ice but was recovered two years later and brought back to England where it was eventually dismantled. Queen Victoria used some of the wood from the ship to make a desk which was presented to US president Rutherford B. Hayes to be placed in the White House, where it still sits to this day. But it is the Terror and the Erebus which remain the most infamous of the era. It wasn't until almost 15 years later that anyone was able to give proof that Franklin and his expedition had perished. His wife, Lady Franklin, whose wealth and notoriety provided many options for potential rescue missions, as well as various Geographical societies and governments not to mention the general public were keen to know the fate of Franklin's expedition. As the years went by and more evidence and correspondence were uncovered, the spoiled tins of food which were bought for the journey from a company that was the lowest bidder and in a rush to provide the provisions which were hastily prepared and incorrectly soldered and sealed, were generally thought to be the driving cause of the tragedy, as many crew members contracted lead poisoning and botulism and the remaining tins, once discovered, were declared inedible and starvation became an instant threat. This is thought to be the driving force behind the decision to leave the ship and venture out onto the open ice on sledges loaded with the remaining food and equipment.

One of the most interesting versions of this story, which has shown up over the years in various places, including many works of adventure fiction, is that which Dan Simmons tells in his novel The Terror. Simmons, who writes thrillers and sci-fi, infused his telling of the Franklin expedition with some horror elements, most notably the appearance of something that stalks the ice in the night around the ships and is capable of tearing a man in half in the blink of an eye. The story follows Captain Crozier of the Terror as he tries to maintain order after the death of Franklin and the appearance of what some of his men have dubbed, appropriately, the Terror. The novel, much to my excitement and anticipation, has been optioned into a miniseries at the AMC network to air in 2017, however, in a bit of comically bad timing, if you ask the producers, the remains of Terror were found this week. The wreckage of Erebus was found in 2012, 31 miles from where Terror was found. The reported site of the original abandonment of Terror was 57 miles to the north, leading some historians to wonder if some of the crew returned to the ship and were able to make repairs and raise anchor and sail a short distance before again abandoning it, although the variation is most likely due to vague and inconsistent conjecture of what could happen to a ship in such a predicament and lack of any available concrete information. While we may never know what happened to most of the men on the expedition whose bodies were never recovered, it is exciting to finally know the final resting place of the ships which brought the men there and served as their home for months on end. A route through the fabled Northwest Passage was eventually found and completed by a Norwegian crew in 1906 and many others since then. Many ships today, of course, are capable of trekking through the icy seas of the Arctic although the passage itself, via many potential routes is still somewhat of an enigma, although melting sea ice due to climate change is quickly making the passage something that is readily accessible. Canada, who has made the site of the remains of the ships a National Historic Site, is readying itself for the eventual traffic through its northern seas. The site of the discovery this week is named, yet again, appropriately, Terror Bay.

*This was, of course, almost a hundred years before the opening of the Panama Canal in 1914 which cut that trip by more than half. I suggest reading The Path Between The Seas by David McCullough if you'd like to learn more about the Panama Canal. Or, you know, Wikipedia or whatever.
**Just to show the extent of preparation that the Admiralty put into the Franklin Expedition, which was comprised of Her Majesty's Ships Terror and Erebus, some of the provisions were 36,487 pounds of biscuits, or hardtack as it was known, almost one hundred thousand pounds of salted pork, beef and preserved meats which could last for years packed in barrels, 9,400 pounds of chocolate, 136,656 pounds of flour, and even 1,000 pounds of mustard, among other necessities.
^The Terror measured 102 feet long and displaced 325 tons while holding 67 crew members. Just for comparison, the largest cruise ship in the world, and the largest ever built, is the Harmony Of The Seas and is 1,188 feet long and 226,963 gross tonnage and can carry almost 9,000 people. A football field is 300 feet long.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Aftermath, A Star Wars Novel

WHOA NOW!

"Now hold your horses!" I hear you proclaim. "Santee has read a book?"

Yes, it is true. Now it should come as no surprise that it was a science fiction book, but it is rather strange that it is a Star Wars book because I don't generally enjoy reading novels associated with the univers of my favorite movies or TV shows. I have a mental block that makes the whole thing seem like fan service, and I am definitely not into that.

But this book is good and I'll tell you why. 

NOBODIES.

That is: the protagonists of the film are all new characters that no one has encountered or written about before. None of them have even seen any of the main characters from the films and this detachment from the main narrative intrigued me, and kept me reading. The three adult characters were all veterans/victims of the horror that was [SPOILER: LEE] the destruction of the Second Death Star. The book is fast-paced and has some great moments, some of which are pretty dark for what I was expecting.

SUMMARY

With the death of the heads of the Intergalactic Empire, a fascist entity, in the movie Return of the Jedi, a group of remaining Imperial Military leaders meet in secret to discuss who will take over next. Meanwhile, other characters are a mother returning home from the war, an ex-Imperial hiding out, a bounty hunter looking to capture one of these leaders and a plucky murder robot named Bones. All of these people crash together in an entertaining romp of chaos. 

ISSUES

According to Audible.com's reviews for this book everyone hated it. The lack of our known heroes makes this not a Star Wars story in their eyes, and I think that is shortsighted foolishness. The heroes in Star Wars are great, but they aren't what makes the universe cool. It's the space opera fast-and-loose fun that matters and that is present in this book. Aftermath reminded me of a comic book in it's pacing and use of side characters. 

My own issues would have to be the shortness of the character specific sections. Each chapter has a character that is the main narrative voice, and towards the end of the novel the pacing of the action requires jumping back and forth between all of these actors that I felt I missed some juicy details. Also, there was this whole SpecOps soldier side story that never really panned out. These problems feel like they are related to the imminent sequel. The Force Awakens film gave me the same impression: facts and story being left out in order to have things to show in the next installment. 

I understand, but it feels cheap as a fan and reader.

RECOMMEND

That being said, I do recommend reading this book as it is a fun, quick read that doesn't rely on pre-established relationships from the movies. I can't wait for the next one.

Friday, August 28, 2015

Apocalypse in the Purple Land, Part 2

Yoon Suin Princes of the Apocalypse Campaign Session 2 SIX. MONTHS. LATER.

Notes: First I'd like to acknowledge the regret I have of beginning this adventure setting in Red Larch and not Yoon Suin itself. The Yellow City is the gem of this setting and Red Larch sounds like a boring tree classification. My idea was to have the sprawling urban decay and decadence of Yoon Suin strike the players as wonderfully Other from their small home town of Red Larch, but so much flavor is being left out. 

Solution: Red Larch is destroyed by those elemental bombs. God-damned Eco-terrorists! They blew it up! They blew it all up! Or the characters could be captured and sold as slaves or something.

ASSASSIN!

Our intrepid adventurers from last time are healing up and hiding out somewhere safe in town. This session introduced other characters: Danny the Diabolist (played by Matt), Fun Yun Chu the Arcane Trickster Dwarf (played by Ronnie), Mugen he Monk (played by Arthur), and Meagan the Talent Agent (played by Heather, a first time player!). Heather is Arthur's girlfriend and she has good instincts.

We opened play back in Gaelkur's Opium Den and General Store, with all of the players smoking opium this time. Unfortunately, no one became addicted :(. Rumors were spreading about the temple ruins underneath the town that were discovered by the last group of adventurers. Also some other rumors in the mill included a necromancer causing trouble out at Lance Rock and a trade caravan on a Diplomatic mission has gone missing in the North. 

Some hesitation followed the description of the ruins and the last group barely making it out of there alive, and so I rolled on Necropraxis' Hazard table for a random event in town. Guess what turned up? That's right, Assassination. Who was assassinated? None other than everybody's favorite opium dealer and general store clerk, Gaelkur! Except this time I called him Garrett because I couldn't find my notes and he actually lived thanks to a potion of healing from Fun Yun.

In the chaos of what appeared to their opium addled-minds as a demon with galaxies for eyes stabbing Gaelkur, Danny the Diabolist leapt up and stabbed the assassin, killing him in one blow! Meanwhile, Meagun the Talent Agent looted as much opium as she could find. What did I tell you about those instincts? 

Looting the culprit revealed an impressive dagger, a mark similar to that found on the corpses down in the temple ruins, and a note with a building sitting on a hill and the word Wednesday written below it. What does this all mean? What day was it anyway? Should the days be called something different in this world? 

WILDERNESS TRAVEL DOESN'T SEEM SO HARD.

The Sherriff arrived just in time to give directions to the building on the paper: Sacred Stone Monastery. Ominous right? The characters bought some riding worms and headed off with Meagun successfully leading them through the wilderness. Riding worms are the size of horses and move like an inch worm for comedic effect.

Overnight the shadow of a Dragon passed overhead and flew North. The direction they were heading! Super ominous! (This was a random encounter, but show a group a dragon and they'll expect it around every corner afterward. It's great.)

Interestingly, this is the first world I've DM'ed that didn't have airships or spaceships of some kind. You know I love science fiction and will place those anywhere, but I wanted this world to be more constrained. Mountains and haunted jungles hem in the world and the characters to make the region feel like it's the only source of civilization in the world. Ideally. I'm not sure players ever think about the environment in that way. Overland travel is rare for me, but will be much more prevalent in this setting. 

The party came upon some corpses on the side of the road next to broken wagons and graves a little further away, but clearly from the same time frame. Completely uninterested in anything but loot the party moved on after noting the giant holes in the ground that looked like something had erupted out of them. 

NOBODY HERE BUT US MONKS

The characters made it to the Sacred Stone Monastery with no trouble, and we asked their way inside to stay for the night. As they walked in they saw someone staring at them suspiciously, and interrogated everyone around them as to who it could have been. Very smooth. Even after all of this behavior followed by a complete denial of their inquiries they stayed the night. To sneak around of course. 

Fun Yun tried to oil all the squeaky hinges of doors during the day so no creaking would alert the denizens to the party's shenanigans, but an old monk caught him and chastised him as using oil was unnatural and against their beliefs. True? Probably not, these monks are sketchy.

Mugen took the first watch because the sketchy monks werided them out. During his watch one of the Sacred Stone Monks lured him away from the others and around a corner where he quickly realized he was surrounded by 4 monks! Don't worry though, Fun Yun, Dan, and Meegun snuck behind and followed in order to make sure he didn't come to any harm. 

Mugen tried questioning the monks, but they were the ones asking the questions not him! Not liking their attitude he challenged their leader to a monk duel of the elements and they had an avatar style fight. Danny tried to help, almost summoning a demon, but a monk trapped him in a fist made out of the zen garden sand. Meagan ran in and destroyed the sand fist with her short sword and Mugen got beat up. Tired of playing around, Mugen demolished the monk with a whip made of water, effectively hitting him with a geyser in the chest. 

Fun Yun tried to convince Dan not to summon a demon or kill anyone in general, but things got out of hand and they killed two monks and Fun Yun knocked out the others with his sleep darts. 

The group found their way into the underground tunnels, decided not to free the giant beetle monster and found some slaves working on mining out more tunnels and decided to end the session with a cliffhanger while they decided whether to escape with the slaves and come back, or push on through the complex and come back for the pitiful beings.

SUPER lame that I forgot to hit publish on this post almost six months ago. This exact group hasn't gotten back together really and we sort of transitioned to the 1990's WEG d6 Star Wars RPG for a while. 




Saturday, June 13, 2015

Welcome To Wayward Pines

Wayward Pines is fucking nuts. Lets start there. I picked up the first book based on the minimal amount of detail I had heard about the Fox show being developed from the trilogy of books by Blake Crouch. There are enough books about odd quirky small towns to fill a football stadium but Wayward, the first book, quickly set itself apart by slowly promising and providing plenty of reasons to keep reading. By the time I reached the last page, I was clamoring for the next book, frantically searching online hoping to find confirmation that it could be found on the shelves of my local library (or any library within 20 miles). Some books are so good that you want to start back on page one the second you finish in hopes of recapturing, even fleetingly, the way you felt poring over those words the first time. These books are not like that, but what they are are page-turners in the best way. They give you enough what-the-fuck moments and cliff-hangers to want to keep going while not being too cliche-ridden or hokey. Crouch is not a Pulitzer Prize-caliber writer but he's a great genre writer, he knows his influences but has enough of an original voice to hold his own. The plot moves forward at a brisk pace, and our protagonist Ethan Burke learns more and more about his predicament and the fate that has befallen him and the town of Wayward Pines. I think I audibly said "What the fuck?!" a number of times throughout the three books which I think is a good sign.

M. Night Shyamalan serves as a producer and the director of the first episode of the Fox adaptation entitled, understandably, Wayward Pines. Chad Hodge, a jack-of-all-trades writer bouncing around Hollywood, read the first book and like me, couldn't put it down and was dying to find out more. He wrote a treatment on spec and presented the project with Shyamalan attached and Fox agreed to produce it as a 10 episode limited series, the vogue method of presenting prestige television these days. What was notable about the whole process and the saga of Wayward Pines was that Crouch and Hodge became good friends and worked so closely that as Crouch was working on the second and third books of his trilogy, he would read Hodge's scripts and see things he liked and ask if he could put them in his books. Fast forward to now and what they've created is a series that, while not quite on the level of other event series like True Detective or as popular as another Fox show Empire, is original and mysterious and curious and fun and delightfully ridiculous. A few notable things about the show include the fact that each episode picks up exactly where the previous one left off, there is no time jump, no presuming what happened or having to spend twenty minutes of exposition while characters react after the fact. It works as pure fan service and gives answers exactly where you want them. Speaking of, the show did something that is pretty rare even in the era of limited series with closed endings, it gave the answers in episode five, with five episodes still to come. If this were a traditional network show, the simultaneous reveal that Ethan and his son Ben were exposed to would have been the cliffhanger ending on the season finale of a 13 or 16 or 22 episode season, with 6 months to wait until finding out more. It's refreshing to have a show get right to the good stuff and know exactly how and when they're going to end it. What ultimately doomed Lost, in the eyes of a lot of fans, was the fact that they had to keep going. There were a lot of questions and mysteries that the writers proposed and then figured out the answers to at a later point. In the meantime, they had to write a lot of filler and became, for lack of a better term, lost along the way. If you started Wayward Pines, you will know everything in 10 hours. 

The show shares some DNA with fellow odd and delightful classics like The X-Files and perhaps most notably, both in setting and title, with Twin Peaks. In fact, Crouch, in an afterword in the first book, writes of his love and admiration of the seminal show and how it very clearly inspired what he put into his books. However, Wayward Pines seems to be having trouble escaping the shadow of Twin Peaks, as a cottage industry of internet blog posts and articles comparing, contrasting and discussing the show in relation to its thematic predecessor have popped up. Anyone not coming into Pines with preconceived notions about the show will see pretty quickly that it is not Twin Peaks 2.0 and isn't trying to be. I'd say it's more in line with Shyamalan's other films than Lynch's show, the fact that it's set in a wooded small town in the Pacific Northwest clouding people's judgement and making it too easy to compare one with the other. According to Hodge, they did a little something different with the ending to their show so I'm hoping that there is still some mystery left in Wayward Pines for me.

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In other news, I read a few good non-Wayward Pines books lately including The Revenant, by Michael Punke, a novel based on the true life mountain man and trapper Hugh Glass who, while on an expedition with his company in the Rockies in the early 1800's, was attacked by a grizzly bear and left for dead by the two companions tasked by his company to stay with him and see that he is given a proper burial. The two men leave him and take his kit and gun presuming he will die at any moment. However, Glass survives and proceeds to crawl, literally, toward his two targets with a single burning desire fueling his progress, inch by inch: revenge. Leonardo Dicaprio will play Glass in an upcoming film directed by Alejandro Gonzales Inaritu. I also picked up a more conventional nonfiction telling of the Glass story entitled Here Lies Hugh Glass by Jon T. Coleman which also serves as a fascinating history of America's expansion westward and the men who worked to make it happen. Somewhat related to that theme, one of my new favorite comics is Manifest Destiny written by Chris Dingess which chronicles the Lewis & Clark expedition and the many odd and unknown creatures they find in the new lands to the west, including walking dead infected by plants and giant man-eating minotaur. As a fun little side note, a character who shows up in both the fictional Manifest Destiny story and the true Hugh Glass story is Toussaint Charbonneau, husband of Sacagawea. I read Manifest Destiny as part of my Image Comics catch-up before Image Expo next month, which includes catching up on the trades of Southern Bastards, Saga, Black Science, East Of West, The Fade-Out, Lazarus, Outcast, Sex Criminals, Five Ghosts, Pretty Deadly, Zero and Fatale, among others. I also finally got around to the newest Erik Larson book Dead Wake about the sinking of the Lusitania in 1915 by a German submarine. Larson is a master at weaving intricate historical detail and dialogue with the stories of two men and the legacies they left behind, as he did previously in one of my favorite books The Devil In The White City about the serial killer H.H. Holmes and the Chicago World's Fair of 1893. 

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Apocalypse in the Purple Land

Yoon Suin Elemental Apocalypse Campaign Session 1

TUTORIAL LESSON

Play starts in Red Larch which is situated on the eastern fringes of the Hundred Kingdoms. The characters started inside Gaelkur's Opium Den & Barbershop, and showing a massive display of discipline, no one tried the opium at all.  The constable came in looking for some seedy types to run off some bandits and of course he tried the characters. Super jazzed about being here, the characters accepted and then ran off to go slaughter some bandits. 

Some sneaky bush crawling hid the characters from the youngest thief coming out of a cave to piss, and mild torture followed. The characters learned there were only a few bandits and they just wanted to steal things so they could eat. It's basically a job anyway. The characters had little mercy for these idiots and dragged the poor kid into the cave while Slurfin held a knife to his throat. Some blustery sword waggling couldn't dissuade the players and poor Jai, the Kid Bandit, bled out all over the cave floor.

 Chummy barraged the cave with arrows, Vata tossed fire, and Slurfin held the line with his sword work. During the first round the caged bear broke free and attacked the bandit from behind. The seeing this the characters wisely left the cave while the bear mauled and mangled the remaining bandit. The last baddy tried to run away, but some thrown fire and arrows slowed him down enough for the bear to catch up with him.

The raging bear looked to turn on the characters next, but Vata cast Animal Friendship (which she almost passed on) and the bear moseyed off into the wilderness. Grabbing all that they could carry (including bandit ears) the characters made it back to town and were paid handsomely by the Constable. Its at this point that I should point out that I have always been terrible at handing out treasure, so they probably received way too much. I think I went by the book, but God who knows. 

DUNGEON!

As they counted the hard earned gold they were paid for selling the bandits' loot, an earthquake hit the town and a sinkhole swallowed some children! This was awesome and the suckers-- I mean characters went right in to save the poor children. Now should this have happened as early in the adventure as it did? No, probably not by the book this mini-dungeon is a little too strong for level one characters. Did I let them go in anyway? Absolutely yes. Both Vata and Chummy know dwarven and recognized this as an old dwarven structure.

Inside the dwarven structure the adventurers took an immediate left turn and found a small room filled with corpses and some bioluminescent bombardier snails, who did some decent damage by flinging acidic globules to our intrepid heroes and provided a fun glow-stick/acid bomb. One of these corpses was the holy-man that Chummy rolled up as a contact in character creation. Oddly enough she had just talked to him earlier in the day, but this corpse looked at least three days old. Chummy was unconcerned. Also ritualistic symbols were carved into the foreheads of the corpses.

The next chamber over had a strange floating stone with a diffuse light softly spreading from the center of the area. Now if you want to confuse and perplex players just add a room like this where the only remarkable thing is something that mildly breaks the laws of physics. Works like gangbusters. This room killed a lot of time, perhaps needlessly, but I think it did a lot to add to the magical reality of this adventure. 

OH NO...

Just to the south was a more finely carved room that held a statue of a dwarf surrounded by a circle of coins and small treasure. Chummy took a knife covered in dry blood, and the characters all left coins of their own in the pile. Like a wishing fountain or something. It was cute. Sadly this is when the bandits who called themselves "The Bringers of Woe" entered, and brought woe all over the character's faces. 

The chest piece of their light armor had the same symbol as on the corpses foreheads and these six circled around the characters while the players decided what to do. A running battle erupted because these baddies were mad at their sanctuary being disturbed, and the players didn't like the odds of a 3v6 fight. Three villains followed in pursuit and the other three circled around. Everyone almost died. Literally, Vata and Slurfin were down, and Chummy was limping for the exit with 1hp when I convinced her to turn around and try to at least to save her friends.

Vata went down first against the first three BoWs, and while she was throwing her death saves she rolled a 1 and was on death's doorstep. Luckily Tracy remembered she was a halfling and could re-roll any 1's. This brought her back to life and she got back up to light the second group on fire. They barely pulled it off, and I made some bad judgments, but they survived and carried/crawled away.

So apparently I forgot to hit Publish on this when I wrote the damn thing back in June. So here it is, and the second adventure should be coming soon.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

I'm sorry Lee, but I'm back.

I've started a new D&D campaign and it's off to a good start. Why a new one you ask? Well, the people that showed up were all new people so it didn't make sense to place them in the very climactic battle of the last adventure group. (For more on that see: Lich, Mummy Lord, and Bronze Dragons). 

So anyway, I've got a hobby with no practice and I decided to do something about all these books I collect for it. Plus it's fun as hell so here goes.
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This campaign begins in the east of the Hundred Kingdoms of Yoon Suin. I've (very) casually adapted the new D&D 5e adventure "Princes of the Apocalypse" to the vastly haunted, vaguely-Asian influenced Yoon Suin and I hope it pans out. Players start in Red Larch on the border of the Lahag, the Cursed Jungle, and everyone has a connection with one of the six major establishments in the city. 

The Players and their characters from last week's game are:
  • River, with her Half-Elf Fighter CHUMMY, formerly a prostitute.
  • Jordan, with his Slug-man Fighter SLURFIN, who comes from a family of opium smugglers.
  • Tracy, with her Halfling Druid, VATA SULTENFUSS, who is an outlander.
I'll post and Adventure Log and update on the state of the game late, but for now here's just some useful stuff.

Here are the House Rules for the Campaign:

Spell Rules
  • Light is now a full, Level 1 spell and not a cantrip.
  • Wizards: Spell slots are gone, each spell is a single cast per day. You can RESEARCH in order to increase the strength of your spells. This is identical to researching a spell equal to the level of the strength that you're trying to attain.
Removed:
Immunity to Disease, Immunity to Poison, Darkvision. (This idea comes from Arnold K.'s article about keeping play interesting.)

Races from the Player's Handbook that must be unlocked: Dragonborn, Gnomes, Half-Orcs, Tieflings and Elves. 
New Races for the setting: Slugmen, and Crabmen. (see below)

(By limiting which races are allowed initially I hope to create a greater sense of individuality for the setting than generic fantasy. Plus Dragonborn and Tieflings are OP.)

Shields Shall Be Splintered: Whenever you take damage from an attack you may sacrifice your shield in order to cancel that damage out. This destroys the shield, but who cares you didn't get hit, amiright? If you are Proficient in shields you can use this to automatically succeed on a save versus any spell that allows a save for half damage. This means you automatically take half damage, and you must decide before you roll the save, but it's better than taking a full lightning bolt to the face.

Downtime Activities (From Hack&Slash)
Whenever you go back to town you can spend your treasure to do certain downtime activities.
  • CAROUSE: Spend any amount of gold drinking, partying and causing mayhem in order to gain twice that much back as XP. Pass a CON save or roll on the mishap table.
  • RESEARCH: Learn a new spell or enhance an old one. Characters that are spell casters may purchase and scribe spells within their purview for 1,000 gold pieces per spell level per week. A single fourth level spell would cost 4,000 gold pieces and take 4 weeks to learn. Then you make an Intelligence (Arcana) skill check to see if you've succeeded.
  • Hire HIRELINGS or HENCHMEN: Hirelings are torchbearers, porters, laborers, and lackeys. Henchmen act as individual player characters, will only adventure with the character that hired them, demand a full share of treasure and experience, and can be used as replacement characters in a pinch if you die.
  • PHILANTHROPY: You spend gold on a worthy social group. At the end of the week make a WISDOM SAVE DC 15.
  • STUDY LORE: You spend gold seeking ancient or forgotten lore. At the end of the week make an Intelligence SAVE DC 15
  • GOURMANDISING: You spend gold seeking new things to eat, consume, or experience. At the end of the week make a save Dexterity DC 15.
  • TRAINING: Whenever you gain enough XP to level up you have to go back to town and train in order to level up.
Level AttainedCostTime Spent
2nd-4th20 gp10 days
5th-10th40 gp20 days
11th-16th60 gp30 days
17th-20th80 gp40 days


Slug-men:
Slug-men are the aristocratic rulers of the Yellow City and occupy the highest social tier there. They have the best rights and property available to them, and their society is highly corrupt. They can be any class, but favor magicians and holy-men.

Roll 1d6 to determine your family background:
1-2 Oligopolist family (opium, tea, or slave traders)
3 Criminal family (smugglers)
4-6 Brahmin family (sages, tax collectors, archivists, poets, bureaucrats)

Ability Score Improvement. Your Charisma score is increased by 2 and you can choose to increase either your Wisdom or Intelligence score by 1.
Size. Slug-men are about the same size as humans. Your size is Medium.
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30'.
Hermaphrodite. Slug-men are gender less, but can choose to refer to themselves as male or female around other races. Most prefer the gender neutral "it."
Merchant Princes. No one can outbid a slug. You add your proficiency bonus to any Charisma checks you make while haggling.
Languages. You speak the Trade Tongue, Slug-man, and one other language of your choice.

Crab-men:

Crab men are the lowest social tier in the Yellow City and are considered extremely dumb. Mostly used as slaves and gladiators, Crab-men can only be Fighters (Champion Archetype). 

Claws. A crab-man's only attack is with his claws. Crab-men are so strong and their claws so powerful that each successful hit causes double damage: roll to hit as normal then roll 1d8x2 to determine HP loss. 
Natural Armor. Crab-men have a natural AC of 15 from their tough shells. This improves to 16 at level 4, 17 at level 8, 18 at level 12, and 19 at level 16.
Languages. Crab-men can only speak Crab-man, but they understand what they are told in Trade Tongue and Slug-Man, and communicate with gestures to some degree.
Slaves. Any adventuring crab-men are non-existent and you should pick another character in the group who is your master.

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Happy 100th Orson Welles


"If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story."